ex Auto Worker and Rewriting my Future

I did not get any job offers so I thought I best rework my resume.

I have, 20 years experience, putting the part in the gig and pushing the button. DOH! I, had a 7 second cycle time. I could do it in about 3. I would spend the rest of my time reading the Globe, Post, Star and looking at the Sunshine Girl. I would always smile. I knew, it is hard to add more work to 7 seconds. Nahci robot had nothing on me. My company trained me well. I, was a Lean Mean (CAR) Making Machine.

My company loved me. I was always showing them how to get the job done. My supervisor hated me. Not my fault. They thought they were the boss. My Union adores me. I used to roar like a lion, then I learned to follow like a sheep. I never got a gold watch. I got a bad attitude. Everybody needs one of those. I am 5 years from retirement so you won’t have to keep me long.

I play guitar, I sing, I write songs. I’m a romantic. Does that count for anything? The ladies loved it. I could not make any money. They would not let me charge them by the inch. ( I would love to see a newspaper print that. I wonder if anybody gets that? J)

I build website in html and flash. Well, Swish flash for armatures. In my spare time., I was an Auto Worker, who wants to hire me? That resume is going to get me a job! Hehe