The Top Ten Reasons to elect an American Prime Minister of Canada

#10/ We could call him Obama Harper.

#9/ American Prime Minister’s would never be just visiting from Quebec.

#8/American Prime Ministers would love to get a hold of the oil.
No war necessary.

#7/ American Prime Minister’’s love Auto Workers.
You just have to toast them first.

#6/ No # 6. I‘.m working on # 5. What, you think I am genius?

#5/ No #5 either…I’m running out of jokes…
Please see a Canadian President in a cowboy hat




#4 /American Prime Minister’s will take over the country in 34 years .
Give or take a year.

# 3/ American Prime Minister’s could plant a Bush in Sub-Prime land.’
Then call it Steven Harper.

# 2/ What, I have to come up with another one?

And the #1 reason to elect an American Prime Minister of Canada

# 1/ American Prime Minister’s of Canada would teach Canadians
to be proud to be neighbours of the great country of the
United States of America.
Even if it is a bit of a mess a the moment.

Americans, if you are offended by this please contact my
Canadian President Mr. C A Dubya