b a autoworker

Attention Toyota Owners!!!

2010-02-05T15:46:00.000-08:00

Please feel free to go speeding down the highway...
If the Police try to stop you...
CALL 911!!!
tell them SORRY!!!
My gas pedals stuck and I have no brakes...

Haiti

2010-01-15T19:28:00.000-08:00

...Let us pray...

Just in Case You Get a Cheque....

2010-01-14T08:52:00.001-08:00

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus payment i.e HST rebate. This is a very exciting program from the Ontario government..

I'll explain it using the Q and A format:
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Q. What is Ontario 's Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the provincial government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers..

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of Asia ?
A. Shut up or you don't get your check.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Canadian economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

1. If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, your money will go to China .
2. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to Saudi Arabia .
3. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
4. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala ..
5. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
6. If you purchase useless plastic stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
7. If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to pay management bonuses and be hidden in offshore accounts.

Or, you can keep the money in Canada by:

1. spending it at yard sales or flea markets, or
2. going to baseball or football games, or
3. hiring prostitutes, or
4. buying cheap beer or
5. getting tattoos.

These are the only wholly-owned businesses still operating in Canada .

Conclusion:

The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed.

Interview with Stephen Colbert...

2010-01-12T20:02:00.000-08:00

A Belated Christmas Wish...

2010-01-11T17:21:00.000-08:00

Stephen (or is that Steven?) Harper's Christmas Wish List...

HEY! YOU! Get off of my turf!!! The Video...

2009-11-11T18:14:00.000-08:00

The song says it all...

Best viewed in full screen at You Tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxVE7QOf-HQ

I would like to thank my Canadian President (Prime Minister)

and of course the Rolling Stones....

Sympathies for the Devils....The Video....

2009-11-01T19:58:00.000-08:00

I would like to dedicate this next song to my
Ámerican Prime Minister

A Conservsive
just visiting from
Liberal Land

Sympathies for the Devils....The Video....
Watch at YouTube here

COMING SOON!!!

HEY...HEY...YOU..YOU... Get off of my turf!!!
and
A little lie and a little help from my friends...
featuring Yo Yo Me... :)

HEY! YOU! Get off of my turf!!! The Video...

2009-10-21T21:14:00.000-07:00

damm I'm good... ;)

My American Prime Minister...Just visiting from Alberta...

they have oil...no war required... :)

Let go to the polls...

2009-10-19T20:52:00.000-07:00

My American Prime Minister just visiting from Alberta
(They have oil...no war required)
...should try another song....

Sympathies for the Devils

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man...I govern...in shame...
I haven't been around for too many years
A minority...I show... restraint...

CANADIANS WOULD CALL ME!!! Lucifer...
A majority...they''d feel...the pain...

I PRETEND THAT I'M A LIBERAL!!!
A Conservative...hangs his head...in shame..'
Make damm sure you know I'm the pilot
Till Iggy Stardust...sings...in the rain

IGGYS SCREAMING!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!
How do i get this...job.. anyway...
Then he looked upon the people...
And they told him...what...to say..

THEY SAID!!
Steven Bush NOW...do do Whats your game??? do do
George Harper...do do...It's all the same...do do...
Iggy Stardust...do do...What you gonna do???do do???
Mr. Layton...do do...Who's he gonna screw??do do

(fading) do do

...Lets go to the polls... :)

The Retirement Song - Beast of Burden

2009-10-14T18:08:00.001-07:00

Support the Rolling Stones...See the Live...

Or buy thier CDNOW

You could donate it to an Auto Worker...Endangered Spieces... Like the Stones need the money... :)

The Retirement Song - Beast of Burden

Never be…A Beast of Burden…
Auto workers body…Bodies hurtin…YA
ALL I WANT…All I want…
Just get out of misery
Just retire let me be….

I take my parts
I put them in the jig
I push the button DOH
You know its really tough being me…

YA YA YA YA
They piss me off piss me piss me off YA YA
piss me off piss me off piss me off YA YA

I work for Fiat Chrysler
I’m on the line now
Everybodies wondering?
Will he be fine now???
ALL I WANT…All I want…
Take me out of misery…
Just retire set me free

Am I Hot enough?
Am I quick eough?
Do I work enough?
Toyota only wish they were me…..

YA YA YA YA
They piss me of piss me piss me of YA YA
piss me of piss me piss me of YA YA

I thank the payer…
Of all the taxes…
Auto worker trying
Hes working maxes
Sucker born, sucker born
Every minute can’t you see
Fiat getting Chrysler free

And Honda knows
that Toyota blows
and Susuki shows
Theres only one place you should be…

YA YA YA YA
They piss me of piss me piss me of YA YA
piss me of piss me piss me of YA YA
　
So never be
A beast of burden
Take the money honey
Or you’ll be hurting
ALL YOU WANT…All you want…
Just get out of misery
Take the package
Set you free…

Happy Thanksgiving Canada

2009-10-12T16:58:00.000-07:00

...Give thanks for what you have...

...Work hard for what you want...

Boycott Rogers

2009-10-04T07:54:00.000-07:00

...Another quality installation by Rogers....

...The company with no civic responsibilty...

Endangered species...Like Rogers cares...It is all about money...

Hires contractors whos only qualification is how to hang wires in trees...

Too lazy to do the job right...Let the taxpayer pay for the repair...

...Boycott Rogers...

Women

2009-10-02T20:32:00.000-07:00

A sight to behold
A beauty untold
A goddess of love
A gift from above

Women…

...A work of art….

...Gods greatest creation…

...except when…
... they are being bitches…

He shoots....HE SCORES...Then loses it in overtime... :)

Doctor Auto Shrink on Bipolar Disorder...

2009-09-21T11:21:00.000-07:00

Whats with this....The biggest scam in the medical industry...Doctor can't figure out whats wrong with you so you are bipolar...Half the population is running around bipolar these days...

I have a pill for that...When it dosen't work come back and see me I will give you another pill that will not do anything for you...

Get a grip...Your moody... :)

Same old....Same old...

2009-08-30T20:37:00.000-07:00

I recently returned to work after an extended layoff/vacation. I refuse to thank the Prime Minister, the Premier or the media but from the bottom of my heart I thank the Canadian taxpayer for saving my job. I admit, I would have much preferred the Globe's offer of 1.3 million per job saved.

Unfortunately, I still work for a company that does not understand that a happy employee is a productive employee. The one thing I have learned working for the brand new Chrysler, The more things change…Please fill in the blanks, I would not want to get fired…

...Saimler Cerberus Fiat Chrysler...

Imported (CAR)s

2009-08-28T18:02:00.000-07:00

You would never catch me buying an imported (CAR). I do love my imported women... :)

Ever Lasting Sunshine here
Aug. 2009

How do I come up with this stuff?

Top Ten Super Dave (the video)

2009-08-13T06:33:00.000-07:00

...I sent a Letter to the Man...

...The Top Ten reasons to elect an American Prime Minister of Canada....

View the full size video at Youtube here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCaY5LL7enA

Updating the Auto Ball

2009-08-07T19:48:00.000-07:00

I have a new verse for my parody...

Auto Workers kissing each other
Cerberus, that's Daimler's brother
Pay your fee @ bailout mother
Who's the doh doh doh?

COMING SOON...To a YouTube near you...On the Auto Ball

btw

2009-07-21T14:04:00.000-07:00

I'm on vacations...C U in the fall...

The Brand New Chrysler

2009-07-02T07:47:00.000-07:00

I have just completed my first week of work for the Brand New Chrysler. I had to report to a Brand New Shift in a Brand New Department and a Brand New Job. It seems that Fiat does not allow me to read the Globe. Post and Star. Good thing because I don’t even have time to look at the Sun Shine Girl. I am not even allowed to sit down. If I do I have to sit on the floor. That is of course after I sweep it.

It seems that the Same Old Management has discovered the joys of J D Power. Unfortunately, they still suffer from the Harbour syndrome.

I and my fellow workers want to be a part of building the best (CAR) in the world. We can do it we just have to slow down the process. Management might eventually catch up. We better hope so!

I WANT ONE OF THESE!!!

Sex

2009-06-13T08:27:00.000-07:00

...You know people...Sex should be considered the 8th wonder of the world...It is an oppurtunity to get close to a human being, to touch, to feel, to live an experience that you should cherish for the rest of your life.

Sometimes you want to make love and sometimes you just want to f*** and you know your getting good at it when you can do both at the same time...

Sex...Just ask a Bad Ass... :)

I have another side...

2009-06-08T20:26:00.000-07:00

My youtube player...Original songs by me...

Poet singer songwriter and in my spare time BAD ASS Auto Worker...

The problem becomes,,,Is anyone going to listen to this crap...lol

On the Auto Ball...I am a Visionary...

2009-06-05T21:28:00.000-07:00

This little diddy I borrowed (stole) from Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, “Freaker’s Ball”. Some people may be offended by the words in the original song.
You should not be. Life’s short…Best be happy now.

I called the auto industry 10 years ago.
The Imports got nothing on me
I…Am a Visionary….

ON The Auto Ball
by B A Auto Worker ( I think that should B A(N) Auto Worker) :)

We’re always on the Auto Ball
When we’re not
In the Auto Hall
Thx Mr. Buzz
We got it all…..

Hey Auto Workers grease the tips
DaimlerChrysler bite’s the hips
Supervisors bring your whips
We’re going on the Auto Ball

Blow the whistle it’s quitting time
I kissed theirs So they kissed mine
I’m always happy SUB pays fine
We’re going on the Auto Ball…

Now that Ford and GM are building
S
together
Daimler runs around In cheap Chrysler leather
The greatest Auto Workers that you ever did see
SREAMING!
I won’t screw you…If you don’t screw me…

Auto pact is just a thing that passes
NAFTA is Anti Union crashes
I building
S .
S
for the masses
Then I’m on the Auto ball. Ya all…Then I’m the Auto Ball…

DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!
I put the part in the jig and push the button
DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!

Pass your tool please its break time
Take a tag You’ll feel fine
One more day on Auto Time
Then we’re on the Auto Ball Ya All
Then we’re on the Auto Ball.
　
Meet my boss he’s quite the mother
Smear my name just like the other
Then we’re on the Auto Ball Ya All
Then we’re on the Auto Ball Ya All

Black
S .

White
S .
Yellow
S .
and Red
S .
Get elected turn into dead
S .
The greatest Auto Workers that you ever did see
SREAMING!
I won’t screw you…If you don’t screw me…

Union Reps are dancing with the bosses
DCX are laughing at the losses
Chrysler
S .
are burning at the crosses
You think their on the Auto Ball Ya all
Get ready for the Auto
Faaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets Welcome Fiat!!!

(MFD) Uncharted

2009-06-04T19:34:00.000-07:00

I have been grappling with an issue.
I think I mentioned I have a few.

One of my email clients.
That what I call you guys, clients.
If you don’t like me now, wait until you get my bill.

Where was I? Ah yes, one of my email clients showed a real need for sensationalism.. Betrayed my trust, showed a lack of integrity and honesty. I took their name off of my list.

There name was Sharyn Siqudur, MFD Uncharted. A voice for hypocrisy.

I AM AUTO WORKER!!!

2009-06-03T21:38:00.000-07:00

Re: Chrysler includes Brampton
Brampton Guardian June 3,2009

Let us be clear I nor is anyone else working at the Brampton Assembly Plant your “WORK FORCE”. We are people not robots.

I am not THE WORK FORCE OF THE PEOPLE OF BRAMPTON. For the most part people who refused to support me.

I am not THE WORK FORCE OF THE PEOPLE OF CANADA. The taxpayer that now supports me.

I perform a function to the best of my ability for that I get paid. Then I go home.

I am emotional…It is my life…I AM AUTO WORKER!!! (ex?)

In Auto speak that means. Chuck you :)

I do not work for people who claim I make $70/hr. Actually I did, but that was the old Chrysler.

...God Bless You...

2009-06-02T19:38:00.000-07:00

I bet you missed me yesterday. I’m back…

It was a nice day. I was outside contemplating the issue of my life…

I have many!!!

I started thinking about the surgical bankruptcy that’s taking place in my bank account.. I’m only making 70%... Covers my expenses…Barely…
Good thing they have to pay me for two years…
I should have time to become a peasant by then.

I thought what could I do?

I could make the Globe a new offer…My job, my benefits, my pension AND a deduction from my per inch charge for “1.4 million per job saved. “. I could join the corporate Pigdom. Be a guard at the gates of Hades. Just waiting for a counter offer…

I could dig into my savings…Cash an RRSP….Visit a food bank…
Auto Workers are a giving lot…

I think I‘ll rent a room…Easy guy to get along with….Female only…No bikini required…I’m out by the pool…Call me when you need me…I’m earning a pension to boot? God Bless the Taxpayer and the CAW….

(CAR)s on Fire

2009-06-01T19:19:00.000-07:00

Click Photo for full view

From Blogger Pictures

The Toilet (CAR)

2009-06-01T16:01:00.000-07:00

Flush the Auto Worker.

Defenders of the Corporate Pigdom Letters to the editor - Globe and Mail

2009-05-30T05:53:00.000-07:00

Defenders of the Corporate Pigdom
Re:Cost of bailout sheds light on deficit surprise
Globe and Mail May 29,2009

The “VERY SMART” businsess men/women on guard at the gates of Hades (Cerberus) defenders of the corporate pigdom otherwise known as the Globe and Mail should have known. You could have bought this Auto Worker out for less than “$1.4-million for every job saved”. I would have given you my benefits and my pension.

Please see related Cartoon exclusive to my blog.

No More Mr. Nice Guy...

2009-05-30T04:57:00.000-07:00

I like writing songs. I find it a lot easier when I borrow (steal) other peoples ideas. I wrote this one based on
Alice Coopers…No More Mr. Nice guy.

No More Mr. Nice Guy! No More Mr. Auto Clean!

I used to be such a sweet your thang Till they
Got a hold of me
I building S for little old ladies
Daimler just don’t see
I got no friends cause they listen to
C A double You
Me well I’m feeling real pushed round and I’m
Getting mean

NO MORE! Mr. Nice guy
NO MORE! Mr. Auto clean
NO MORE! Mr. Nice guy
YOU THINK I’M SICK
Building S obscene

I got no friends cause they read the papers
It’s so obscene
Me well I’m feeling real pushed round
Gotta
Change the scene

NO MORE! Mr. Nice guy
NO MORE! Mr. Auto clean
NO MORE! Mr. Nice guy
YOU THINK I’M SICK
Building S obscene

Elaine bit me on the leg today
Corrina clawed my eyes
I got thrown out of the Auto circle
My Paychek had to hid
When’t back to work
Ingognito
Now everybody knows
Never mess with
Revernd Mikey
He tells where to go
HE SAID!

NO MORE! Mr. Nice guy
NO MORE! Mr. Auto clean
NO MORE! Mr. Nice guy
YOU KNOW I’M SICK of
Building S obscene

They had to pay me big bucks to be crazy like this. :)

Top Ten (Super) Dave...I sent a Letter to the Man.
Or was that Alice

Getting to know me.

2009-05-30T03:20:00.001-07:00

You could visit my online profiles:

My Space here
You Tube here
Friendster here
Casual Kiss here
Facebook here
Or visit my websites here and here

Just call me CITY TV. I’m everywhere. :)

Ex Auto Worker and Mending Fences the CAW Way

2009-05-29T08:20:00.000-07:00

I had a problem at home. My neighbour, she’s a, the word escapes me. What do you call those certain types of females? She’s always mad a me. Not my fault me. She wants me. I told her SORRY I already had a couple of girlfriends. In the end she screwed me anyway.

Our fence broke, Actually it broke last winter. I propped my side so it could make it to spring. Fortunately my neighbour. did not. . Now I have to sue her.. I wondered if I still had CAW Legal Services.? As it turns out I do. That must have been convenient. Lawyers negotiating for lawyers.

Mr. Lewenza is not going to like that one. Sorry Ken. I call it like I see it. I am just looking out for our good friends the taxpayer.. :)

ex Auto Worker and Rewriting my Future

2009-05-29T07:33:00.000-07:00

I did not get any job offers so I thought I best rework my resume.

I have, 20 years experience, putting the part in the gig and pushing the button. DOH! I, had a 7 second cycle time. I could do it in about 3. I would spend the rest of my time reading the Globe, Post, Star and looking at the Sunshine Girl. I would always smile. I knew, it is hard to add more work to 7 seconds. Nahci robot had nothing on me. My company trained me well. I, was a Lean Mean (CAR) Making Machine.

My company loved me. I was always showing them how to get the job done. My supervisor hated me. Not my fault. They thought they were the boss. My Union adores me. I used to roar like a lion, then I learned to follow like a sheep. I never got a gold watch. I got a bad attitude. Everybody needs one of those. I am 5 years from retirement so you won’t have to keep me long.

I play guitar, I sing, I write songs. I’m a romantic. Does that count for anything? The ladies loved it. I could not make any money. They would not let me charge them by the inch. ( I would love to see a newspaper print that. I wonder if anybody gets that? J)

I build website in html and flash. Well, Swish flash for armatures. In my spare time., I was an Auto Worker, who wants to hire me? That resume is going to get me a job! Hehe

Bending over backwards

2009-05-29T07:03:00.000-07:00

Cartoon says it all.

Budget Deficits

2009-05-29T06:14:00.000-07:00

When I went to school they forgot to teach me how to spell.
When Mr. Flaherty (Canadian Finance Minister)
went to school they forgot to tech him how to count.
50 Billion? That would have bought out a lot of Auto Workers.
We bought out Cerberus instead.
For a cool mil you could have shut me up.

Auto Worker and the Mr. Prime Minister Song

2009-05-28T20:56:00.000-07:00

Mr. Prime Minister where can you be
Got to get a picture out taking a pee
Could have been worse out digging a dump
HEY WHOLE WORLD
Have a look at our rump.

Hey Mr. Prime Minister What can I say
I'm just an Auto Worker trying to show you the way
Canadian soldiers you better come home.
I've been having trouble sleeping on my own

Hey Mr. Prime Minister economy
Canadian Banks investing in me
A working class hero thats something to be
A revoulution going to set us all free

Hey Mr. Prime Minister what you going to do
You got a little worker going down on you
I know a little lady shes Kim Parlee
When I hear her name I scream OH Babee...
I Digress

Hey Mr. Prime Minister meet Andrew Bell
Take your little import drive it straight to hell
1 job 2 jobs 3 jobs 4
Then we're on our knees we can't take no more

Hey Mr. Prime Minister leave it alone
You better watch out your giving doggie a bone
Time for you to stop and see
All the little workers going to follow me.

Hey Mr. Prime Minister

The Top Ten Reasons to elect an American Prime Minister of Canada

2009-05-28T20:12:00.000-07:00

#10/ We could call him Obama Harper.

#9/ American Prime Minister’s would never be just visiting from Quebec.

#8/American Prime Ministers would love to get a hold of the oil.
No war necessary.

#7/ American Prime Minister’’s love Auto Workers.
You just have to toast them first.

#6/ No # 6. I‘.m working on # 5. What, you think I am genius?

#5/ No #5 either…I’m running out of jokes…
Please see a Canadian President in a cowboy hat

#4 /American Prime Minister’s will take over the country in 34 years .
Give or take a year.

# 3/ American Prime Minister’s could plant a Bush in Sub-Prime land.’
Then call it Steven Harper.

# 2/ What, I have to come up with another one?

And the #1 reason to elect an American Prime Minister of Canada

# 1/ American Prime Minister’s of Canada would teach Canadians
to be proud to be neighbours of the great country of the
United States of America.
Even if it is a bit of a mess a the moment.

Americans, if you are offended by this please contact my
Canadian President Mr. C A Dubya

Blogging for the Masses

2009-05-28T17:51:00.000-07:00

We're in trouble. I have a blog. Watch me shoot my mouth off now.

I'll never shut up. :)