Saturday, June 13, 2009

Sex

...You know people...Sex should be considered the 8th wonder of the world...It is an oppurtunity to get close to a human being, to touch, to feel, to live an experience that you should cherish for the rest of your life.

Sometimes you want to make love and sometimes you just want to f*** and you know your getting good at it when you can do both at the same time...

Sex...Just ask a Bad Ass... :)

Monday, June 8, 2009

I have another side...

My youtube player...Original songs by me...

Poet singer songwriter and in my spare time BAD ASS Auto Worker...

The problem becomes,,,Is anyone going to listen to this crap...lol

Friday, June 5, 2009

On the Auto Ball...I am a Visionary...


This little diddy I borrowed (stole) from Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, “Freaker’s Ball”. Some people may be offended by the words in the original song.
You should not be. Life’s short…Best be happy now.

I called the auto industry 10 years ago.
The Imports got nothing on me
I…Am a Visionary….


ON The Auto Ball
by B A Auto Worker ( I think that should B A(N) Auto Worker) :)


We’re always on the Auto Ball
When we’re not
In the Auto Hall
Thx Mr. Buzz
We got it all…..

Hey Auto Workers grease the tips
DaimlerChrysler bite’s the hips
Supervisors bring your whips
We’re going on the Auto Ball

Blow the whistle it’s quitting time
I kissed theirs So they kissed mine
I’m always happy SUB pays fine
We’re going on the Auto Ball…

Now that Ford and GM are building
S
together
Daimler runs around In cheap Chrysler leather
The greatest Auto Workers that you ever did see
SREAMING!
I won’t screw you…If you don’t screw me…

Auto pact is just a thing that passes
NAFTA is Anti Union crashes
I building
S .
S
for the masses
Then I’m on the Auto ball. Ya all…Then I’m the Auto Ball…

DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!
I put the part in the jig and push the button
DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!

Pass your tool please its break time
Take a tag You’ll feel fine
One more day on Auto Time
Then we’re on the Auto Ball Ya All
Then we’re on the Auto Ball.
 
Meet my boss he’s quite the mother
Smear my name just like the other
Then we’re on the Auto Ball Ya All
Then we’re on the Auto Ball Ya All

Black
S .

White
S .
Yellow
S .
and
Red
S .
Get elected turn into dead
S .
The greatest Auto Workers that you ever did see
SREAMING!
I won’t screw you…If you don’t screw me…

Union Reps are dancing with the bosses
DCX are laughing at the losses
Chrysler
S .
are burning at the crosses
You think their on the Auto Ball Ya all
Get ready for the Auto
Faaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Lets Welcome Fiat!!!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

(MFD) Uncharted


I have been grappling with an issue.
I think I mentioned I have a few.

One of my email clients.
That what I call you guys, clients.
If you don’t like me now, wait until you get my bill.

Where was I? Ah yes, one of my email clients showed a real need for sensationalism.. Betrayed my trust, showed a lack of integrity and honesty. I took their name off of my list.


There name was Sharyn Siqudur, MFD Uncharted. A voice for hypocrisy.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

I AM AUTO WORKER!!!


Re: Chrysler includes Brampton
Brampton Guardian June 3,2009


Let us be clear I nor is anyone else working at the Brampton Assembly Plant your “WORK FORCE”. We are people not robots.

I am not THE WORK FORCE OF THE PEOPLE OF BRAMPTON. For the most part people who refused to support me.

I am not THE WORK FORCE OF THE PEOPLE OF CANADA. The taxpayer that now supports me.

I perform a function to the best of my ability for that I get paid. Then I go home.

I am emotional…It is my life…I AM AUTO WORKER!!! (ex?)

In Auto speak that means. Chuck you :)

I do not work for people who claim I make $70/hr. Actually I did, but that was the old Chrysler.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

...God Bless You...

I bet you missed me yesterday. I’m back…

It was a nice day. I was outside contemplating the issue of my life…

I have many!!!


I started thinking about the surgical bankruptcy that’s taking place in my bank account.. I’m only making 70%... Covers my expenses…Barely…
Good thing they have to pay me for two years…
I should have time to become a peasant by then.


I thought what could I do?


I could make the Globe a new offer…My job, my benefits, my pension AND a deduction from my per inch charge for “1.4 million per job saved. “. I could join the corporate Pigdom. Be a guard at the gates of Hades. Just waiting for a counter offer…

I could dig into my savings…Cash an RRSP….Visit a food bank…
Auto Workers are a giving lot…

I think I‘ll rent a room…Easy guy to get along with….Female only…No bikini required…I’m out by the pool…Call me when you need me…I’m earning a pension to boot? God Bless the Taxpayer and the CAW….

Monday, June 1, 2009