Defenders of the Corporate Pigdom Re:Cost of bailout sheds light on deficit surprise Globe and Mail May 29,2009
The “VERY SMART” businsess men/women on guard at the gates of Hades (Cerberus) defenders of the corporate pigdom otherwise known as the Globe and Mail should have known. You could have bought this Auto Worker out for less than “$1.4-million for every job saved”. I would have given you my benefits and my pension.
I like writing songs. I find it a lot easier when I borrow (steal) other peoples ideas. I wrote this one based on Alice Coopers…No More Mr. Nice guy.
No More Mr. Nice Guy! No More Mr. Auto Clean!
I used to be such a sweet your thang Till they Got a hold of me I building S for little old ladies Daimler just don’t see I got no friends cause they listen to C A double You Me well I’m feeling real pushed round and I’m Getting mean
NO MORE! Mr. Nice guy NO MORE! Mr. Auto clean NO MORE! Mr. Nice guy YOU THINK I’M SICK Building S obscene
I got no friends cause they read the papers It’s so obscene Me well I’m feeling real pushed round Gotta Change the scene
NO MORE! Mr. Nice guy NO MORE! Mr. Auto clean NO MORE! Mr. Nice guy YOU THINK I’M SICK Building S obscene
Elaine bit me on the leg today Corrina clawed my eyes I got thrown out of the Auto circle My Paychek had to hid When’t back to work Ingognito Now everybody knows Never mess with Revernd Mikey He tells where to go HE SAID!
NO MORE! Mr. Nice guy NO MORE! Mr. Auto clean NO MORE! Mr. Nice guy YOU KNOW I’M SICK of Building S obscene
They had to pay me big bucks to be crazy like this. :)
Top Ten (Super) Dave...I sent a Letter to the Man. Or was that Alice
I had a problem at home. My neighbour, she’s a, the word escapes me. What do you call those certain types of females? She’s always mad a me. Not my fault me. She wants me. I told her SORRY I already had a couple of girlfriends. In the end she screwed me anyway.
Our fence broke, Actually it broke last winter. I propped my side so it could make it to spring. Fortunately my neighbour. did not. . Now I have to sue her.. I wondered if I still had CAW Legal Services.? As it turns out I do. That must have been convenient. Lawyers negotiating for lawyers.
Mr. Lewenza is not going to like that one. Sorry Ken. I call it like I see it. I am just looking out for our good friends the taxpayer.. :)
I did not get any job offers so I thought I best rework my resume.
I have, 20 years experience, putting the part in the gig and pushing the button. DOH! I, had a 7 second cycle time. I could do it in about 3. I would spend the rest of my time reading the Globe, Post, Star and looking at the Sunshine Girl. I would always smile. I knew, it is hard to add more work to 7 seconds. Nahci robot had nothing on me. My company trained me well. I, was a Lean Mean (CAR) Making Machine.
My company loved me. I was always showing them how to get the job done. My supervisor hated me. Not my fault. They thought they were the boss. My Union adores me. I used to roar like a lion, then I learned to follow like a sheep. I never got a gold watch. I got a bad attitude. Everybody needs one of those. I am 5 years from retirement so you won’t have to keep me long.
I play guitar, I sing, I write songs. I’m a romantic. Does that count for anything? The ladies loved it. I could not make any money. They would not let me charge them by the inch. ( I would love to see a newspaper print that. I wonder if anybody gets that? J)
I build website in html and flash. Well, Swish flash for armatures. In my spare time., I was an Auto Worker, who wants to hire me? That resume is going to get me a job! Hehe
When I went to school they forgot to teach me how to spell. When Mr. Flaherty (Canadian Finance Minister) went to school they forgot to tech him how to count. 50 Billion? That would have bought out a lot of Auto Workers. We bought out Cerberus instead. For a cool mil you could have shut me up.
Mr. Prime Minister where can you be Got to get a picture out taking a pee Could have been worse out digging a dump HEY WHOLE WORLD Have a look at our rump.
Hey Mr. Prime Minister What can I say I'm just an Auto Worker trying to show you the way Canadian soldiers you better come home. I've been having trouble sleeping on my own
Hey Mr. Prime Minister economy Canadian Banks investing in me A working class hero thats something to be A revoulution going to set us all free
Hey Mr. Prime Minister what you going to do You got a little worker going down on you I know a little lady shes Kim Parlee When I hear her name I scream OH Babee... I Digress
Hey Mr. Prime Minister meet Andrew Bell Take your little import drive it straight to hell 1 job 2 jobs 3 jobs 4 Then we're on our knees we can't take no more
Hey Mr. Prime Minister leave it alone You better watch out your giving doggie a bone Time for you to stop and see All the little workers going to follow me.
#9/ American Prime Minister’s would never be just visiting from Quebec.
#8/American Prime Ministers would love to get a hold of the oil. No war necessary.
#7/ American Prime Minister’’s love Auto Workers. You just have to toast them first.
#6/ No # 6. I‘.m working on # 5. What, you think I am genius?
#5/ No #5 either…I’m running out of jokes… Please see a Canadian President in a cowboy hat
#4 /American Prime Minister’s will take over the country in 34 years . Give or take a year.
# 3/ American Prime Minister’s could plant a Bush in Sub-Prime land.’ Then call it Steven Harper.
# 2/ What, I have to come up with another one?
And the #1 reason to elect an American Prime Minister of Canada
# 1/ American Prime Minister’s of Canada would teach Canadians to be proud to be neighbours of the great country of the United States of America. Even if it is a bit of a mess a the moment.
Americans, if you are offended by this please contact my Canadian President Mr. C A Dubya
