On the Auto Ball...I am a Visionary...

This little diddy I borrowed (stole) from Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, “Freaker’s Ball”. Some people may be offended by the words in the original song.
You should not be. Life’s short…Best be happy now.

I called the auto industry 10 years ago.
The Imports got nothing on me
I…Am a Visionary….

ON The Auto Ball
by B A Auto Worker ( I think that should B A(N) Auto Worker) :)

We’re always on the Auto Ball
When we’re not
In the Auto Hall
Thx Mr. Buzz
We got it all…..

Hey Auto Workers grease the tips
DaimlerChrysler bite’s the hips
Supervisors bring your whips
We’re going on the Auto Ball

Blow the whistle it’s quitting time
I kissed theirs So they kissed mine
I’m always happy SUB pays fine
We’re going on the Auto Ball…

Now that Ford and GM are building
S
together
Daimler runs around In cheap Chrysler leather
The greatest Auto Workers that you ever did see
SREAMING!
I won’t screw you…If you don’t screw me…

Auto pact is just a thing that passes
NAFTA is Anti Union crashes
I building S .
S
for the masses
Then I’m on the Auto ball. Ya all…Then I’m the Auto Ball…

DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!
I put the part in the jig and push the button
DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!DOH! DOH!

Pass your tool please its break time
Take a tag You’ll feel fine
One more day on Auto Time
Then we’re on the Auto Ball Ya All
Then we’re on the Auto Ball.
　
Meet my boss he’s quite the mother
Smear my name just like the other
Then we’re on the Auto Ball Ya All
Then we’re on the Auto Ball Ya All

Black S .

White S .
Yellow S .
and Red S .
Get elected turn into dead S .
The greatest Auto Workers that you ever did see
SREAMING!
I won’t screw you…If you don’t screw me…

Union Reps are dancing with the bosses
DCX are laughing at the losses
Chrysler S .
are burning at the crosses
You think their on the Auto Ball Ya all
Get ready for the Auto
Faaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets Welcome Fiat!!!